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1. You read a fanfic which involves Snape suffering and you cry
2. You write a fanfic about Snape being your father and you cry
3. You make his character the basis of your paper in English about the literary analysis of a character
4. You talk to your "inner Snape"
5. You wish that wearing robes was in fashion
читать дальше6. You scour the web, looking for a Hogwarts RPG that needs a S.Snape
еще 75 пунктов7. If you can't find one, you make sure that your character is RELATED to Snape
8. If they won't let you do that, you make sure your character is in Slytherin and take on all of his characteristics
9. Or you set yourself up as the Potions Teacher, head of Slytherin, with all of his characteristics
10. You walk around with a sign that says "I'm Slytherin and Proud of it!"
11. Everyone leaves when you say the word "Snape" (I'm lucky to have wonderful friends who finds my analysis cool)
12. You absolutely HATE everyone who looks like Harry Potter (bad for me, my brother is a spitting image!)
13. You have a pin that says "Snape for Prez!" or "I like Snape! (like "I like Ike")
14. You start looking at the similarities between all of your favorite literary characters and find they are really aimilar....(Jekyll and Hyde, Phantom of the Opera, Javert, Edmund Dantes...)...to Snape.
15. You make, copy, contribute, complete lists such as this one.
16. You see the irony in the fact that one of the people Snape hates is Sirius Black, yet that's the color of his wardrobe
17. You perform one of Snape's monologues for your friends, and you scare everyone (true story!)
18. You keep dreaming that Snape should come in and teach your classes for a day- just to put the idiots of the class in line!
19. You shudder and hide your eyes in horror when (and if) you find a Lockhart site (I found a few....had nightmares)
20. You get a sickening realization that the "fan" who JKR alludes to dying in the 5th book could be Snape...(either him or Mafloy, and really, his death had been predicted.)
21. You stomache literally aches when you think of the above
22. As you walk to class, you find yourself running all of Snape's conversations in your head (not just the dialogue).
23. You also manage to picture said conversations in your head while walking to class (and you don't hit anything)
24. The very fact that you do the above two makes you smile - and people wonder why you walk around with such a goofy look on your face.
25. You like wonder - "WWSD?" (What Would Snape Do?)
26. When your friends tell you people don't like you, tend to shy away from you, and are afraid to work with you because you demand too much, and they are rather afraid of not meeting your demands, your first response is "Yes! I'm getting closer!" (to becoming Snape).
27. After a rather exausting day, you look longingly at the Snape figure on your desk, sigh heavily, and intone "They don't understand us, Severus"
28. You comtemplate a CD with songs that you think Snape could relate to.
29. You speak using alliteration and impressive pauses...
30. While watching THE MATRIX, you can't help but picture Snape in that cool cassock, kicking Agent ass, and wearing those ever-cool shades. (Oh, and toting those guns).
31. Sometimes, while at school, you look in the bathroom mirror and whisper, "Oh, Snape. Get me out of here."
32. And now that school is out for the summer, you look in the mirror and whisper, "Oh Snape. Get me out of here."
33. You find the following situation hilarious:
(In the Hogwarts Staffroom)
SNAPE (sitting in a chair with a cup of coffee): So, HOW many times has
Slytherin won the Quidditch Cup? Has it been 4 or 5 times?
MCGONAGALL: 6, Severus.
SNAPE: Oh, yes. I keep forgetting. (He sips his coffee)
(Minerva gives him a resentful look)
34. You write songs about him using popular song melodies.
35. You find you forget the real words to the song- that is, you can only sing your words to the song. ["I Heard it through the Grapevine" has permenately become "I Heard Severus Snape Whine"]
36. You become self-conscious of dancing in front of your Snape figure, even though its in the privacy of your room- and its your favorite music- and no one else is awake in the house
37. You can't read those cheap romance novels anymore because you keep replacing the hot guy with Snape- and it freaks you out.
38. You start reading those cheap romance novels because you replace the hot guy with Snape- and you like it.
39. (MATT) Clark Kent doesn't become Superman- OHHHHNOOOO- he becomes SNAPEMAN!
40. If you know another language, you translate Snape's parts into this language.
41. You do your Extended Essay on Snape's character and what it contributes to the HP series.(or you try to)
42. You don't mind copying long pages of Snape scenes from the books
43. Your coolest teacher is now the person who has both read and analyzed the HP series. (and who agrees with your choice of an English essay titled Snape as the Antihero)
44. You realize that if there was a fire in your house, the only thing you would save is your Snape action figure.
45. While talking about the idea of 'irony' in English class, you suddenly get an idea of an article for your website on the paradoxical characteristics of Snape's character. (You consequently run home and write it, neglecting all other homework.)
46. When you see a copy of the 5th book, you cannot hesitate to get it, find the "Fools who wear their hearts" speech (you find it by touch alone), and you caress it lovingly with your fingers.
47. This also applies for the "foolish wand-waving" speech in the 1st and the "Shrieking Shack" incident in the 3rd.
48, Your heart almost leaps out of your chest while waiting for the morning show to end their story on upcoming movies--on the slim chance they'll do a story on the PoA movie and on the even slimmer chance you'll see a picture of Rickman as Snape.
49. You beg your parents to rent Die Hard. After that, you beg them to rent Sense and Sensibility, Galaxy Quest, Dogma....(no wait. This is a sign that you're a Rickmaniac.)
50. You find a French word, "ploucs" which means ugly, lanky, 'loser' with no style and taste, and immediately think Snape (when he was a teenager).
51. You spend one class period composing a poem using the image "like a plant kept in the dark"
52. If Snape ran for President of the United States, you would vote for him.
53. Free time! Ha! You spend your free time adapting the musical "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" to "Severus Snape: The Potions Master of Hogwarts"
54. You are heard to exclaim at a party, "SNAPE DOES NOT HAVE A BIG NOSE!"
55. You use what little computer graphic skills you have to make multitudes of wallpaper, web banners, and icons in a Snape-theme.
56. You laugh at websites that say 'You're Obsessed When..." because you've thought of much more original ways to show your obsession.
57. You copy and post his monologues, sayings, ect. all over your room, covering the walls with Snape-isms.
58. These same Snape-isms transcend to schoolbooks, folders and binders.
59. They also make their way into your everyday speech and writing assignments.
60. You don't take Chemistry, you take Potions -- and your friends know it.
61. The majority of your Snape discussion occurs in Chemistry -- while doing experiments.
62. While geting dressed for somewhere nice (date, dinner, play) you find yourself thinking "Would Snape like this?" as you add accessories and do your hair.
63. You have had the following conversation:
FRIEND: I like Snape because Alan Rickman plays him.
YOU: I like Alan Rickman because he plays Snape.
64. Every time you hear a Linkin Park song, you think of Snape. (Wonder why?)
65. When someone who's known you for years finds out you like Snape, they can't believe it. You then smile mysteriously. (true story!)
66. When talking to someone (or, in class) who is skilled, knowledgable, with such a fluidity and you know you are among greatness....you start seeing your version of Snape transposed over the person's image. Scary.
67. You attend Snape-ist Anonymous meetings. (Hello, my name is Ellyndia, and I'm a Snape-a-holic. OTHERS: Hello, Ellyndia.).
68. You get a radio station to dedicate a song to Severus Snape.(haven't done this yet -- I'm working on it)
69. You have, in your copy of the first book, drawn hearts around the words "...was talking to a teacher with greasy black hair, a hooked nose, and sallow skin."
70. Your family starts asking you 'Are you mad?' whenever you bring up anything to do with Snape. They also start looking into sanitoriums.
71. You talk to your Snape figure sitting on your desk, as if it were really him.
72. You dye your hair green and black, and cut your hair short.
73. Your prom colors are in a 'Slytherin-theme' (True!) And your peers resent it. (They're just a bunch of Gryffindors).
74. You have had the following conversation:
OTHER, NON SLYTHERIN TYPE: (insultingly) You Slytherin.
YOU: (proudly) You're damn right I am.
75. All the music you like can be related in some way to Snape's character.
[My current favorite is the musical 'Wicked', from the point of view of the Wicked Witch of the West, Elphaba.
"No one mourns the wicked
No one cries they won't return
No one lays a lilly on their grave
The good man scorns the wicked
Through their lives our children learn
What we miss when we misbehave
And goodness knows, the wicked's lives are lonely
Goodness knows, the wicked die alone
It just shows when you're wicked you're left to live on your own."
The entire musical is about how sad it is that no one mourns the supposedly "wicked" outcasts who may actually be the most worthy of our praise. ]
76. Even seeing the word 'celebrity' sends a chill down your spine.
77. You act like Snape in public.
78. new Your friends ask your advice on how to push people away with body language. (True story!)
79. You have so much Snape paraphernalia that you have the feeling you're being watched....
80. You squealed\shrieked\fainted\sighed or some other girly response when you heard Rickman say in the trailer 'Turn to page 394
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2. You write a fanfic about Snape being your father and you cry
3. You make his character the basis of your paper in English about the literary analysis of a character
4. You talk to your "inner Snape"
5. You wish that wearing robes was in fashion
читать дальше6. You scour the web, looking for a Hogwarts RPG that needs a S.Snape
еще 75 пунктов7. If you can't find one, you make sure that your character is RELATED to Snape
8. If they won't let you do that, you make sure your character is in Slytherin and take on all of his characteristics
9. Or you set yourself up as the Potions Teacher, head of Slytherin, with all of his characteristics
10. You walk around with a sign that says "I'm Slytherin and Proud of it!"
11. Everyone leaves when you say the word "Snape" (I'm lucky to have wonderful friends who finds my analysis cool)
12. You absolutely HATE everyone who looks like Harry Potter (bad for me, my brother is a spitting image!)
13. You have a pin that says "Snape for Prez!" or "I like Snape! (like "I like Ike")
14. You start looking at the similarities between all of your favorite literary characters and find they are really aimilar....(Jekyll and Hyde, Phantom of the Opera, Javert, Edmund Dantes...)...to Snape.
15. You make, copy, contribute, complete lists such as this one.
16. You see the irony in the fact that one of the people Snape hates is Sirius Black, yet that's the color of his wardrobe
17. You perform one of Snape's monologues for your friends, and you scare everyone (true story!)
18. You keep dreaming that Snape should come in and teach your classes for a day- just to put the idiots of the class in line!
19. You shudder and hide your eyes in horror when (and if) you find a Lockhart site (I found a few....had nightmares)
20. You get a sickening realization that the "fan" who JKR alludes to dying in the 5th book could be Snape...(either him or Mafloy, and really, his death had been predicted.)
21. You stomache literally aches when you think of the above
22. As you walk to class, you find yourself running all of Snape's conversations in your head (not just the dialogue).
23. You also manage to picture said conversations in your head while walking to class (and you don't hit anything)
24. The very fact that you do the above two makes you smile - and people wonder why you walk around with such a goofy look on your face.
25. You like wonder - "WWSD?" (What Would Snape Do?)
26. When your friends tell you people don't like you, tend to shy away from you, and are afraid to work with you because you demand too much, and they are rather afraid of not meeting your demands, your first response is "Yes! I'm getting closer!" (to becoming Snape).
27. After a rather exausting day, you look longingly at the Snape figure on your desk, sigh heavily, and intone "They don't understand us, Severus"
28. You comtemplate a CD with songs that you think Snape could relate to.
29. You speak using alliteration and impressive pauses...
30. While watching THE MATRIX, you can't help but picture Snape in that cool cassock, kicking Agent ass, and wearing those ever-cool shades. (Oh, and toting those guns).
31. Sometimes, while at school, you look in the bathroom mirror and whisper, "Oh, Snape. Get me out of here."
32. And now that school is out for the summer, you look in the mirror and whisper, "Oh Snape. Get me out of here."
33. You find the following situation hilarious:
(In the Hogwarts Staffroom)
SNAPE (sitting in a chair with a cup of coffee): So, HOW many times has
Slytherin won the Quidditch Cup? Has it been 4 or 5 times?
MCGONAGALL: 6, Severus.
SNAPE: Oh, yes. I keep forgetting. (He sips his coffee)
(Minerva gives him a resentful look)
34. You write songs about him using popular song melodies.
35. You find you forget the real words to the song- that is, you can only sing your words to the song. ["I Heard it through the Grapevine" has permenately become "I Heard Severus Snape Whine"]
36. You become self-conscious of dancing in front of your Snape figure, even though its in the privacy of your room- and its your favorite music- and no one else is awake in the house
37. You can't read those cheap romance novels anymore because you keep replacing the hot guy with Snape- and it freaks you out.
38. You start reading those cheap romance novels because you replace the hot guy with Snape- and you like it.
39. (MATT) Clark Kent doesn't become Superman- OHHHHNOOOO- he becomes SNAPEMAN!
40. If you know another language, you translate Snape's parts into this language.
41. You do your Extended Essay on Snape's character and what it contributes to the HP series.(or you try to)
42. You don't mind copying long pages of Snape scenes from the books
43. Your coolest teacher is now the person who has both read and analyzed the HP series. (and who agrees with your choice of an English essay titled Snape as the Antihero)
44. You realize that if there was a fire in your house, the only thing you would save is your Snape action figure.
45. While talking about the idea of 'irony' in English class, you suddenly get an idea of an article for your website on the paradoxical characteristics of Snape's character. (You consequently run home and write it, neglecting all other homework.)
46. When you see a copy of the 5th book, you cannot hesitate to get it, find the "Fools who wear their hearts" speech (you find it by touch alone), and you caress it lovingly with your fingers.
47. This also applies for the "foolish wand-waving" speech in the 1st and the "Shrieking Shack" incident in the 3rd.
48, Your heart almost leaps out of your chest while waiting for the morning show to end their story on upcoming movies--on the slim chance they'll do a story on the PoA movie and on the even slimmer chance you'll see a picture of Rickman as Snape.
49. You beg your parents to rent Die Hard. After that, you beg them to rent Sense and Sensibility, Galaxy Quest, Dogma....(no wait. This is a sign that you're a Rickmaniac.)
50. You find a French word, "ploucs" which means ugly, lanky, 'loser' with no style and taste, and immediately think Snape (when he was a teenager).
51. You spend one class period composing a poem using the image "like a plant kept in the dark"
52. If Snape ran for President of the United States, you would vote for him.
53. Free time! Ha! You spend your free time adapting the musical "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" to "Severus Snape: The Potions Master of Hogwarts"
54. You are heard to exclaim at a party, "SNAPE DOES NOT HAVE A BIG NOSE!"
55. You use what little computer graphic skills you have to make multitudes of wallpaper, web banners, and icons in a Snape-theme.
56. You laugh at websites that say 'You're Obsessed When..." because you've thought of much more original ways to show your obsession.
57. You copy and post his monologues, sayings, ect. all over your room, covering the walls with Snape-isms.
58. These same Snape-isms transcend to schoolbooks, folders and binders.
59. They also make their way into your everyday speech and writing assignments.
60. You don't take Chemistry, you take Potions -- and your friends know it.
61. The majority of your Snape discussion occurs in Chemistry -- while doing experiments.
62. While geting dressed for somewhere nice (date, dinner, play) you find yourself thinking "Would Snape like this?" as you add accessories and do your hair.
63. You have had the following conversation:
FRIEND: I like Snape because Alan Rickman plays him.
YOU: I like Alan Rickman because he plays Snape.
64. Every time you hear a Linkin Park song, you think of Snape. (Wonder why?)
65. When someone who's known you for years finds out you like Snape, they can't believe it. You then smile mysteriously. (true story!)
66. When talking to someone (or, in class) who is skilled, knowledgable, with such a fluidity and you know you are among greatness....you start seeing your version of Snape transposed over the person's image. Scary.
67. You attend Snape-ist Anonymous meetings. (Hello, my name is Ellyndia, and I'm a Snape-a-holic. OTHERS: Hello, Ellyndia.).
68. You get a radio station to dedicate a song to Severus Snape.(haven't done this yet -- I'm working on it)
69. You have, in your copy of the first book, drawn hearts around the words "...was talking to a teacher with greasy black hair, a hooked nose, and sallow skin."
70. Your family starts asking you 'Are you mad?' whenever you bring up anything to do with Snape. They also start looking into sanitoriums.
71. You talk to your Snape figure sitting on your desk, as if it were really him.
72. You dye your hair green and black, and cut your hair short.
73. Your prom colors are in a 'Slytherin-theme' (True!) And your peers resent it. (They're just a bunch of Gryffindors).
74. You have had the following conversation:
OTHER, NON SLYTHERIN TYPE: (insultingly) You Slytherin.
YOU: (proudly) You're damn right I am.
75. All the music you like can be related in some way to Snape's character.
[My current favorite is the musical 'Wicked', from the point of view of the Wicked Witch of the West, Elphaba.
"No one mourns the wicked
No one cries they won't return
No one lays a lilly on their grave
The good man scorns the wicked
Through their lives our children learn
What we miss when we misbehave
And goodness knows, the wicked's lives are lonely
Goodness knows, the wicked die alone
It just shows when you're wicked you're left to live on your own."
The entire musical is about how sad it is that no one mourns the supposedly "wicked" outcasts who may actually be the most worthy of our praise. ]
76. Even seeing the word 'celebrity' sends a chill down your spine.
77. You act like Snape in public.
78. new Your friends ask your advice on how to push people away with body language. (True story!)
79. You have so much Snape paraphernalia that you have the feeling you're being watched....
80. You squealed\shrieked\fainted\sighed or some other girly response when you heard Rickman say in the trailer 'Turn to page 394
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