Сижу я сейчас, читаю "щадевры" и тихо под стол сползаю. Говорю сразу, это писалось на полном серьезе: ни у одного из фиков нет пометки Humor в саммари оффтопом мои комменты
Alucard felt slightly better, after eating 4 of 5 pounds of triple chocolate ice cream. He thought of how Seras, His child! was growing up. Алукард последовал примеру Бриджит Джонс?
Alucard sat on his bed, thinking about the night he had shot Seras. He wanted to appologise to her, but he just could'nt bring him self to do it. Доктор, кажись вы превысили дозу транквилизаторов...
As the corpes turned to ashes Seras walked over to the young man and helped him up he turned towards her, he had wavy blond hair, shoulder lenghth and saphire blue eyes, he hugged her and then moved forwards to kiss her on the cheek, ingesting her blood as he did soКакой прыткий молчел... Его чуть не загрызли, а он сразу же целоваться.